"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

an emo girl walked into a white room

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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