- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Equal rights!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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