Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Title IX

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Large 4

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nolan is gay

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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