What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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