- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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