- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i found waldo.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Good job, son.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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