I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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