What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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