- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Eric is gay Ha

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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