- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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