- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

European on my shoes, buddy.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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