Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

quantum physics?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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