So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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