whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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