- Anti Joke

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Your mother is average.

child labor

Roses are red, yup.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Your mother is average.

child labor

Roses are red, yup.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **