Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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