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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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