What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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