Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

a chinese man pays the full price

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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