- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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