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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

VITAMIN C!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

what is red white and blue? the french flag

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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