- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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