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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

You were born.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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