- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

123 f*ck off

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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