- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

a man checks his mypsace

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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