Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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womens rights.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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