- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Whats green? The color green.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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