- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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