i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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i had sex.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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