How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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