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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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