- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

So a man walks into a bar, right?

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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