- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A American seeking into mexico

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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