So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A seal walks into a club.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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