- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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