- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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