Can anyone Lenin money?

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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