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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

nolan is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

yolo your orange looks orange

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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