- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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