- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A penis walks into a bar..

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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