- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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