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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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