Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Obama = ebola

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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