- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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