- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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