Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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An man walks to a bra

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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