What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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u suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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