- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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