Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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