- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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