What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Robin get in the batmobile!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Eric is gay Ha

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

I agree to the terms and conditions

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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