- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Who wants $300? Me too.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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