- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

eoin burgin is fat

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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