- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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