- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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