No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Who is John Galt?

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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