- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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i found waldo.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Women's Rights

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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