- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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