Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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