- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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