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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

ask me if im a door yes

I like the color potato.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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