what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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ure mama's so fat

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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