- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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