Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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