Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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