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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Women's rights.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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