- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

All of these jokes are about white people

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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