Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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