- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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