- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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