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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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