So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

This is a joke.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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