- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

black chicken. kfc

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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