Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Burp

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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