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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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