- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

roses are red poo is poo

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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