There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Leave. Now.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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