what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Urban ghettos

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Anti Joke

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