- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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