what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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