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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

I am a mime

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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