what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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