Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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