- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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