- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what's the difference between a duck?

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

salad days!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??