- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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