A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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