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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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