- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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