What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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knock knock? come in

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Granny porn!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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