- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A American seeking into mexico

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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