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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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