Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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