- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

penis. nuff said.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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