- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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