Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Knock Knock. Not home.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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