- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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I enjoy Popcorn

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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