Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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PICKLES

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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